The
random and frequent crying spells stopped three weeks after my son was
born, but as a human governed by the endocrine system, the mama
feelings never stop. One thing I learned after 10 years in weekly
therapy (thanks Mom!) is that they are all valid and natural, even the
ones that make you feel like a horrible human being.
Here, I provide a little tour of some of the feelings I’ve experienced over the past few months (defining the term 'feelings' broadly):
Reminiscence:
I miss the days of sleeping in, wearing the same outfit all day, going
out at night, and not asking anyone “Are you pooping?” The days when the
only person I had to worry about was myself. This doesn’t mean I don’t
love my son to death, but who doesn’t miss sleeping in? (When
reminiscence turns to resentment, that’s when you should contact a
mental health professional. Honestly.)
Boredom:
I’m home with my son five days a week. I might be busy changing
diapers, going to play dates, cooking meals, and singing songs, but none
of that stuff is intellectually stimulating. This is why I work two
days a week--I need my brain to function beyond peek-a-boo. Between
napping and meals, it’s sometimes difficult to schedule anything with
friends, so on occasion, we go to TJMaxx just to break the boredom. It’s
a very expensive remedy. Make no mistake--I’m thankful that I have a
career that allows me to be home with my son, and I enjoy my time with
him, but he’s one--we’re not discussing politics or string theory. I’m
sure it will get more exciting when he’s in the fifth grade and gets to
re-teach me long division.
Thankfulness:
Now that I’ve read all the pregnancy and baby books, I know about all
the terrible things that can happen during pregnancy and childbirth.
Sometimes I wonder how any of us made it onto this earth between
listeriosis, premature births, preeclampsia, and a long list of other
horrors. I stand over my little dude’s crib at night and feel like the
luckiest person in the world because, with the tiniest twist of fate,
things could have been quite different. All of this knowledge makes
me unbelievably nervous about having a second child (some day)!
Please
leave me alone: Not just my kid, but everyone. I need 10-15 minutes
after putting the baby to bed to zen out. Let me scroll through Facebook
on my phone or read an article I tagged three weeks ago. Let me lay face-down on the bed while the cat licks my fingers. Now that my son is
quasi-mobile, I have to bring him to the bathroom with me, so a little
alone time goes a long way.
Is
this what I have to look forward to?: I get together with friends who
have older children, and I think “Oh. My. God. I’ll have to explain
penises to him some day. And vaginas. And strangers. And death. And
Santa.” Frightening.
Unsexy:
Between the pregnancy acne scars, the unbelievable hair loss followed
by an awkward growing-in phase, what you might define as “sway back,”
and the dark circles under my eyes, I’m not feeling like a tigress. My
boobs shrunk to a disappointing size after I stopped nursing, so I don’t
even have those to make me feel better. Even when I attempt to look
socially acceptable and don some makeup and a fashionable top, I can’t
quite give myself the thumbs-up in the mirror. To a degree, I stopped
caring because I have much bigger things to worry about, but to a
degree, I still care (a lot).
Everything
in this list but thankfulness makes me feel like a horrible person,
because isn’t everything about children wonderful and exciting? No, it’s
not. A lot of it is, like our ride home from daycare today during which
my son laughed and blew raspberries the entire time with nothing but
his cup and my off-key rendition of BINGO to entertain him. Hugs, kisses, tickles, and milestones are also wonderful. But
tantrums, poop explosions, and teething are not glorious and covered in
glitter. So, when I feel like a terrible parent for joking that I’m
going to sell my kid on eBay or throw him to the gypsies, I remember
something my former therapist told me: how you feel and how you act are
two entirely separate things. Thus, when my son is having a whiny day
and I want to yell “DUDE! YOU’RE FINE! For the love of kittens, let me
pee in peace!” I don’t. When he’s driving me nuts, I kiss him to remind
myself how much I love him. Even if he punches me back.
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